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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Jessica Alba sunbathes in tiny bikini while ‘channeling chill’ on wellness getaway - Page Six

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Answering the Nintendo Switch 2’s lingering accessibility questions - The Verge

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

Next, they tried...

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Watch These Intel Price Levels After Stock Surged 8% Tuesday to Lead S&P 500 Gainers - Investopedia

No go.

So they tried

Scientists Fear a Passing Star Could Fling Earth Out of the Sun's Orbit, Into the Frigid Expanse Beyond - futurism.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Roberts: Chance Of Ohtani Pitching Before All-Star Break Is "North Of Zero" - MLB Trade Rumors

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can favorite teen tunes help dementia patients? A Brown University study finds they can. - The Boston Globe

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Oil prices jump more than 3%, adding to last week's surge, as Israel strikes Iran energy facilities - CNBC